Jenny Curtis, Chris Porter, Micky Shiloah, and Kuali'i Wittman realize they shouldn't be recording a podcast because Chris had an unfortunate incident at an ice rink and learned an important truth about himself.

 

RULE: If you mention a number, you have to sing it in the style of ‘Five Golden Rings’ from The Twelve Days of Christmas.

 

SUBRULE: If you introduce a goat you have to give it to someone else. (But the hosts forget about the subrule for most of the episode.)